19 Signs Jesus Was Black: Well, the man did have a large posse....
NBC's political team discovers there really is no bipartisanship: Guess what? Rush Limbaugh isn't the only Republican openly hoping that President Obama will fail.
No Problem Here: Yes, America; the war on terrorism is finally, mercifully over...and we won! Huzzah....
Woman arrested again in teen case: Sheila Langman already faced felony charges for a "sexual relationship" with the same 15-year-old boy: Uh, yeah...looks like someone forgot that the "GP" in "GPS" means "global positioning".
Ice shack decor: 'Decor' is the wrong word. Really, the wrong word.: Just because you spend your weekends ice fishing and drinking bad beer...well, that doesn't mean you have to live in a locker room.
Should Oregon raise beer tax to $25 per keg?: Why not? It's not like beer is a necessity or anything...right?? Besides, it's called a "sin tax" because it's, well, a sin.
Donkey used in protest against Valentine's Day in Jordan: It would be too easy to say that these fools made asses of themselves...not that it's going to stop me from saying it. I like easy.
Mayor hands out free Viagra to elderly men: BEST. RE-ELECTION. CAMPAIGN. EVER.
Bailed-Out Banks Raising Credit Card Interest Rates: Your tax dollars at work. Or not....
Dems Fed Up With McCain: "Angry Old Defeated Candidate": Then again, being an obstructionist probably beats the Hell out of feeling (and being) irrelevant.
Saint's story doesn't smell right: Public Enema #1? Ewww....
Armed offenders squad sent in to end internet date from hell: If your evening required a visit from the local SWAT team in order to end a date...you've been on a bad date.