Another Case Of Discrimination Against The Large-Breasted: Hmm...I'm thinking that this sort of problem would never be encountered by a male boxer.
Actual Truck Nutz Spotted In DC: Oh, the horror!! Oh, the humanity!! What about our poor, vulnerable, impressionable children??
Clinton hits GOP for automatically opposing Obama's agenda: Because reflexively saying "NO!" is a helluva lot easier than displaying anything resembling leadership and creativity.
Obama Photo Album Subtly Digs GOP, Says They Asked For His Autograph: Hypocrisy- the one universal Republican trait.
Michael Phelps Won't Be Charged In Marijuana Case: And a grateful nation breathes a sigh of relief. Honey, have you seen my bong??
NY's New Democratic Senator: I Keep Rifles Under My Bed: And I keep monsters under mine. What's your point??
Krugman: There Has Been Basically No Wealth Creation In America Since 2000: Because, let's face it, the Bush Administration couldn't have managed the economy if their lives depended on it. Now that they've cleaned up, the real clean-up is left to Barack Obama. Nice....
Allegedly Drunk Driver Plows Car Through House, Pleads: "Don't Tell My Mother": OK, pal...but that's her bedroom your Mercedes is parked in.
Reverse 911 calls sent out by mistake: This is what happens when a city government drunk-dials it's constituents.
Thatcher rants over 'PC Britain': If I say it, it's the unvarnished truth. If you say...well, you're a bigot.
They're desperate enough to sing for a job: Careereoki...in which normally lucid, rational adults are reduced to begging for their supper. Sweet....
Passed out in bedroom, prowler an easy catch for RCMP: This really seems as if it should be self-evident, but if you're going to break into a house, try not to pass out in it. Just a thought....