Tennessee Legislators To Prove That Obama Is Not American: Well, OK then...cue the impeachment demands in 4...3...2....
Octuplets mom: "I haven't had sex for eight years": And a grateful nation breathes a sigh of relief....
Army Corps revises plan to store sifted beach munitions near Surf City school, library: Yeah...what could possibly go wrong?? Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb....
Will Kremlin bail out an Oregon steel plant?: Methinks Vladimir Lenin is spinning furiously in his grave right about now??
White Supremacist, Satanist, admits to biting young boy: That's NOT chicken....
Chavez wins vote to scrap term limits in Venezuela: Next week, he's having himself anointed as Glorious Leader for Life...because it beats the Hell out of having to run for re-election repeatedly.
George Will makes up facts in his column denying global warming: Looks like someone's been channeling Josef Goebbels again, eh??
Cranky McCain is back and mad at Obama: And how sad is it that John McCain is still the public face of the GOP?
Historians rank Bush in the top 10 of America's worst presidents: Well, THIS historian STILL believes that George W. Bush was truly The Worst President EVER ©.
Dubai is falling apart: Yep...couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people. Right....
California "Headed Off The Fiscal Rails": Will the last person out of the Bay Area please turn off the lights??
Washington Post writer defends Juan Williams's attack on Michelle Obama: How truly pathetic have you become when your employer asks you not to mention that you work for them when you appear on Fox Noise Channel??