Homeland Security official affirms drug cartel violence has spilled over into Texas: As if living in Texas didn't already suck enough as it is, right? Yeah, I can vouch for that....
Obama Takes Jab At Bush Policies: 'A Surplus Became An Excuse To Transfer Wealth To The Wealthy': Memo to Conservatives: It wouldn't hurt if it wasn't so true, right??
Study: Self-Censoring Journalists Gave Favorable Coverage To Republicans: Yeah, I know...WHAT LIBERAL MEDIA??
Vitter: Even though I didn't resign, Burris should: Because it's only hypocrisy if you allow it to be.
RNC Chair Steele 'Open To' Punishing Stimulus-Backing GOP Senators: Because Lord only knows that the one cardinal sin among Republicans is independent thought.
Student Busted For Squeeze Play. Cops: Colorado woman in on-campus groin assault of ex-boyfriend: Ouch...just thinking about this makes me cringe....
Iowa Guard ends urban war exercise amid outcry: Cue the black helicopters in 4...3...2....
Commentary: The economy's worst may be past: But feel free to panic if you'd like....
Topless Coffee Shop Opens In Maine, Neighbors Enraged: On the plus side, a lot of men have discovered that they really LOVE coffee.
Houston considers paying CREDIT CARD balances for some residents: And while you're at it, how about buying them a car and a house? Just saying.... ;-)
GOP Hates Earmarks - Except The Ones Its Members Sponsor: Hypocrisy- the one truly universal Republican value.
Brazil's Best Job: Painting Nude Carnival Models: Damn...if only I had some semblance of artistic talent....