California Mayor Sends Out Email Showing Watermelons On White House Lawn: Get used to it...because Republicans who can't compete on substance will come to realize that all they have is rumor, innuendo, and racist imagery. Ignorant and desperate is as ignorant and desperate does.
Limbaugh To Convene A 'Female Summit' To Figure Out Why Women Hate Him: How about I save y'all a lot of time, effort, and travel money? Limbaugh's a sophomoric pig and a blowhard who has nothing of any redeeming value to offer. To anyone. Any questions?
GOP Governor Sanford Implies Rush Limbaugh Is An "Idiot": Hmm...never thought I'd see the day when I'd find myself wholeheartedly agreeing with a Republican...on anything.
Ron Paul to Bernanke: give up on dollar standard: Yes, how about we all just go back to burying our money in coffee cans in the back yard??
Unhinged Tom Delay Slams Obama's Speech: The idea of Tom DeLay blithely throwing around words like "irresponsible" and "hypocritical" seems...well, irresponsible and hypocritical. Jeebus, what a (&^%$#@ maroon....
Gingrich's Bold New Idea: Using Twitter To Mock Democrats: Well, it sure is a Hell of a lot easier than coming up with actual ideas, eh??
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I Work At Not Being Fat: Great; now if she could just work on being funny....
Bobby Jindal Is Kenneth The Page: Actually, I don't think Bobby Jindal could carry Kenneth's jock.
Stephen Colbert On Why Sbarro Should Not Get A Bailout: Uh...because the food sucks??
Colorado state senator says HIV testing for pregnant women rewards 'sexual promiscuity.': Memo to Sen. Schultheis: the next time you have a thought and are tempted to open your mouth, just don't.
Colorado state senator compares being gay to committing murder: Memo to Sen. Renfroe: please refer to the above item. (Man, is there something in the water in Colorado??)
Ex-McHenry Co. sheriff's deputy: I was fired over panic disorder: Uh, so why wouldn't you want someone with a panic disorder carrying a weapon?
