March 2009 Archives
- March 31, 2009
If this is about the teachings of Jesus Christ, I'm the Queen of England - March 31, 2009
If you're not ashamed of your country, you should be - March 31, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 30, 2009
Putting the "us" in "uterus" since the time of Jesus Christ
Comments (1) - March 30, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 30, 2009
Heart attack on a plate
Comments (2) - March 29, 2009
It's easy to sound concerned from the warmth and safety of your ivory tower - March 29, 2009
Let that be a lesson to you.... - March 29, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (2) - March 28, 2009
As are we all.... - March 28, 2009
And you think your miserable, pointless existence sucks.... - March 28, 2009
Oh, so that's why we need volcano monitoring.... - March 28, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 27, 2009
This is what it must feel like to be nibbled to death by ducks - March 27, 2009
Finally...a President with a brain...and the ability to use it!! - March 27, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 27, 2009
Too bad they couldn't figure this out in 2004, eh? - March 26, 2009
And it comes with a defibrillator and a side of Lipitor
Comments (1) - March 26, 2009
If you think it's about what's best for the country, guess again - March 26, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 25, 2009
And now...a word from our sponsor.... - March 25, 2009
We might as well face it...we're addicted to rage
Comments (1) - March 25, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 25, 2009
Governor Goodhair to Texas: (&^% y'all!! - March 24, 2009
Another trip down the rabbit hole....
Comments (5) - March 24, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 24, 2009
Is that a rabbit in your taco...or are you just glad to see me?? - March 23, 2009
If you're not ashamed of what your country has done in your name, you should be
Comments (2) - March 23, 2009
Vlad the Impaler hasn't let the building...but it's time he did - March 23, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 23, 2009
And if this doesn't work, there's always a poll tax - March 22, 2009
Sure, we'll feel better in the short term.... - March 22, 2009
Yet another reason I miss Texas politics - March 22, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 21, 2009
No, I'm not an @$$hole, but you might not know it at times
Comments (1) - March 21, 2009
Not exactly what's for breakfast - March 21, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 20, 2009
Two steps forward. (At least) one step back.
Comments (3) - March 20, 2009
Only they could mistake irrelevance for power and influence - March 20, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 19, 2009
And you wonder why Western Civilization is in free fall.... - March 19, 2009
Donations will be accepted in lieu of gratitude - March 19, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 18, 2009
Another watchdog goes the way of the buffalo - March 18, 2009
It's so secret that I might be a part of it...and not even know it!! - March 18, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 17, 2009
Washington crosses the Delaware with Republicans - March 17, 2009
Greetings from Hooverville.... - March 17, 2009
You're know you're about to have a very bad day when.... - March 17, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 16, 2009
No, despite what you might think, it does not suck to be me right about now - March 16, 2009
Pat Burrell to Phillies fans: "Yeah, I miss you this much" - March 16, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 16, 2009
Lord, save me from your followers
Comments (2) - March 15, 2009
Yer doon it rong....
Comments (1) - March 15, 2009
Welcome to Texas!! Please check your ability to reason and your grip on reality at the door.
Comments (2) - March 15, 2009
This just in: vast small-penis conspiracy following Karl Rove and Bill O'Reilly - March 15, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 14, 2009
Governor inserts anterior in posterior...Film @ 11 - March 14, 2009
How about a seven-iron and a tube of Astroglide?? - March 14, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 13, 2009
A few random pointless thoughts on a Friday morning....
Comments (2) - March 13, 2009
Hey, it's always worked before.... - March 13, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 12, 2009
Today's stop on the "BushWorld Revisionist History" Tour
Comments (1) - March 12, 2009
Much ado about less than nothing - March 12, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 12, 2009
OK...I'll fess up.... ;-) - March 11, 2009
You might have thought this went away....
Comments (2) - March 11, 2009
A headline I'd love to see - March 11, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 11, 2009
Don't...stop...don't...stop...don't stop.... - March 10, 2009
So where is it written that Jesus said women are property?? Chapter 2
Comments (1) - March 10, 2009
The #1 threat to American capitalism? No, it's not bears.... - March 10, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 10, 2009
Even worse, we're on the road to...wait for it...socialism!!
Comments (1) - March 9, 2009
So where is it written that Jesus said women are property??
Comments (2) - March 9, 2009
A spokesman for the party of "No (&^%$#@ way" inserts his anterior in his posterior - March 9, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 8, 2009
And you thought I just made this stuff up.... - March 8, 2009
Lies, damn lies, and Republican propaganda.... - March 8, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 7, 2009
Republican hypocrisy...yes, I know it's redundant...ad infinitum, ad nauseum - March 7, 2009
You can have my iPhone when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
Comments (2) - March 7, 2009
And then whatchoogonnado?? - March 7, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 6, 2009
We've come a long way, ba...oh, never mind....
Comments (1) - March 6, 2009
My hero, Part III.... - March 6, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 5, 2009
Notes drawn from a visit from Captain Obvious
Comments (2) - March 5, 2009
Riding on the cutting edge of technology...while trying not to bleed too much
Comments (1) - March 5, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us
Comments (1) - March 4, 2009
Only you can prevent the tragedy that is ESS.... - March 4, 2009
I didn't know that "hypocrisy" could be spelled with "G", "O", and "P"
Comments (5) - March 4, 2009
This month's D-----bags Anonymous meeting will come to order.... - March 4, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 3, 2009
If you need me, I'll be playing Russian Roulette in the back yard
Comments (2) - March 3, 2009
Real Americans swallow - March 3, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 3, 2009
No, thanks...I think I'll walk - March 2, 2009
The problem with recognizing that things aren't working is that you actually have to take action in order to set yourself on a different course
Comments (4) - March 2, 2009
Christianity...yer doon it rong - March 2, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us - March 2, 2009
Yeah, that's "Heathen", with a capital "H"
Comments (1) - March 1, 2009
No, we're not trading in sexism...why do you ask?? - March 1, 2009
Y'all had your chance...and you screwed the pooch - March 1, 2009
Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us