The Stain of Gitmo: "We Destroyed People's Lives.": "America does not torture!" Uh, wait...oh, never mind. Anyone else ashamed of our country right about now??
Joe The Plumber To Advise Young Republicans At Conservative Conference: If you had to come up with one reason that explained why the Republican Party is such a (&^%$#@ irrelevant mess, THIS would be it.
'Most Unfortunate Names' Revealed: Mike Hunt, you have a call holding on line two....
Being infantile and using the Magic 8 Ball to answer emails: Who knew it was so easy to piss off your friends??
Supreme Court Rules Utah City Can Reject Religious Display: Goodbye, separation of Church and State. Hello, state-sponsored religion.
The Party of Beavis and Butthead: If Paul Krugman isn't the smartest guy in America, I can't imagine who is.
FHP: Officer was chasing tinted window car before fatal crash: And you know what a stain tinted windows are upon the morals of a society which values all that's good and righteous. Gentlemen, start your lawyers....
Latvia cut to "junk" status by S&P: Well, at least they can cry on Iceland's shoulder, eh?
They're drinking it up in New York: P.T. Barnum was right: there really is a sucker born every minute. THAT'S TAP WATER YOU'RE PAYING $1.50 FOR, Y'ALL....
Virginia Likes You Better in Black-and-White. New Va. licenses, IDs intended to improve security: I can't even begin to figure out how many flavors of stupid are at work here. Frickin' laser beams....
The Terrorists-Are-Dumb Theory: Or, as the fine folks at the Department of Homeland Insecurity like to call it, the "Americans are getting complacent again" theory....
Soldier dumped by girlfriend after streaking as Cupid at football match: Sometimes love hurts. Sometimes it's just really, really stoopid.