Houston Chronicle Ran Alarming Allen Stanford Expose In 2000: Yeah, right; like anyone actually reads the Chronicle. Beside, who could possibly have known...well, OK, except for this article, who could have known??
Ryanair may charge £1 for lavatory use. Ryanair is considering charging passengers £1 ($1.40) to use the lavatory on its flights, according to chief executive Michael O'Leary: No worries; when I have to pee, I'll ask a stewardess for a plastic cup. When I'm finished, I'll hand it to her. If enough fliers do it, I think you could bet that this fee would be rolled back in no time flat, eh?
Times Square To Be Turned Into Pedestrian Mall: And the down side of this would be...?
NASA's Chief Climate Scientist Stirs Controversy With Call for Civil Disobedience: OK, Josh...you may be a smug, sorry excuse for a journalist (you do work for Fox Noise, after all), but it's not about "global warming". It's about "global climate change"...and yes, there IS a difference. Not that you're going to bother to take the time to understand it.
Rahm On Rush: He's The Voice, Energy And Intellect Of The GOP: Which ought to indicate with crystal clarity why the GOP is so thoroughly and completely morally and ideologically bankrupt. Jeebus, y'all; grow some balls already....
Fox News' Shep Smith: 'This Is America; You Do Not Get To Hold People For 5 Years Without' Charges: And yet, when Republicans ruled Washington, you seemed to have no problem with this idea. Now you're going to hold Democrats to a higher standard? Wow, rank hypocrisy really IS the one reliable Republican characteristic, isn't it??
Driver Fills up Gas Tank, Receives Bill For $81 Billion: Wow...I'd heard that the price of gas was creeping up, but I hadn't realized things had gotten this bad.... ;-)
A doll for the ages. Change has been a constant for Barbie's 50 years: No joke, 'cuz you just cant make this stuff up: 45- Teacher Barbie was recalled in 1995 because she wasn't wearing panties.
The 15 Strangest College Courses In America: Honorable Mention: "Turning women's panties into tasty candy treats."
Gatineau considers poutine ban: 'Like banning rainbows and happiness': Yeah, fries and gravy go together like...well, like...ah, Hell, who says they go together anyway??
I just found out my girlfriend of 7 years has been working as a prostitute. What should I do?: Uh...how about dipping her in bleach...and then breaking up with her??
CPAC audience cheers: 'The only way we will be successful is if we listen to Rush Limbaugh.': Well, of course...if your definition of "successful" is "impotent, foaming-at-the-mouth rage and irrelevance."