Tom Delay: Charlie Crist Drove Florida "Into the Economic Toilet": Right. Like Tom DeLay didn't do his damnedest to drive the GOP into the toilet. Why is this miserable, sorry excuse for a human even granted face time on television anymore? Jeebus, what a waste of humanity....
Captain Obvious: Yes, he's more than just a painfully self-evident metaphor. And, yes, it IS time for another visit from Captain Obvious...the real one.
There's a new slice in town: Deep-fried pizza: If you're looking for a way to commit suicide and die with a full stomach and a smile on your face....
Five Horny, Homeless Frenchies Set Free in Miami Without Warning: What could POSSIBLY go wrong??
Porn In America: Conservatives Are The Biggest Consumers: You always hate in others what you most fear and despise in yourself, eh??
Coulter Dismisses Idea That She's Bad For The GOP: No, actually she's bad for humanity.
McConnell: 'Who wants to hang out with guys like Paul Krugman...when you can be with Rush Limbaugh!': Hey, who wants to hang out with Mother Teresa when you can hang out with Jeffrey Dahmer!!
Tom DeLay Channels Limbaugh: I Want Obama To Fail: What a sorry, miserable excuse for a human being.
How to get Michelle Obama's toned arms: BECAUSE AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW, DAMN IT!!
Vegas Casino Sells 2-Foot, 6-Pound Burrito: Mama was right...never eat anything bigger than your head.
The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With: I respect human creativity...but a picnic table? Am I the only one thinking of splinters??
Breastfeeding while driving gets woman a ticket: Oh, come on; it's not like she was talking on her cell phone while she was driving....