Man Arrested For Smoking Bong With His Cat Stuffed Inside: Dude, that's one smokin' hot pus...uh, wait...that's not supposed to be funny, is it?? Schrödinger's Bong, indeed....
Secret Bush Memos Released: Constitutional rights and the rule of law: back after an eight-year hiatus.
Microsoft boss Bill Gates bans his children from using Apple products... but his wife admits she'd like an iPhone: Small-minded, petty...and apparently built to stay that way....
Louisiana's incarceration rate is No. 1 in nation: Well, at least Louisiana is #1 at something, eh??
Toronto beaches a giant toilet for geese: Well, apparently the Maple Leafs aren't the crappiest thing in Toronto. Who knew??
She's not a kid anymore, and South Milwaukee wants dwarf goat out: But she's always there for me, she's always ready, and she never complains about having a headache....
Is bacon over? Don't think so: Damn, but it's good the be King, isn't it??
Plantation teacher accused of phone sex: So, what's a poor, lonely male teacher supposed to do for a good time??
A Republican Party In Civil War: What's so "civil" about war, anyway?? Besides, it's kinda fun watching Republithugs eat there young, ain't it??
Digs for Pigs: THE ten hotels claimed to be the dirtiest in Britain were named by a travel advice website yesterday: Hmm...Hotels.com didn't mention this to me....
U.S. rattled as Mexico drug war bleeds over border: Uh, 1846 called. They want their war back.
Meghan McCain Overshares On Dating, Daddy Issues: Beyond creepy this is....