Steele: Punishing senators who supported stimulus is 'absolutely on the table.': 'Cuz Lord knows that if there's one thing the GOP despises, it's independent thought and action. You can't rule the world if people are thinking for themselves, eh?
DPS: Big rig loaded with 4,422 pounds of pot: Yep, it's true; EVERYTHING'S bigger in Texas...even the pot busts. Yet another reason I miss Texas (not)....
Right wing engages in culture war against Sebelius nomination: Kansas is the "late-term abortion capitol of the world"? Hmm...methinks perhaps a smart Chamber of Commerce could work that into a marketing campaign, hmm??
Explicit lyrics linked to sex among teens: scientists: Teens? Hell, they make me want to have sex!
Vitter: Limbaugh Is Saying 'What I Am Saying' -- 'I Hope' Obama 'Fails In Advancing Leftist Policy': Translation: We're both mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers who care only about doing whatever it takes to wield the levers of political power.
Michelle Obama's Sleevegate: Why Can't America Handle Her Bare Arms?: Uh, I don't know if y'all noticed, but Americans are generally fine with this nonsense. It's all y'all in the media who are having conniptions over something that doesn't matter a tinker's damn. Not every First Lady has to look like Barbara Bush.
House Republican Leadership Refuse To Say If Rush Limbaugh Is The Leader Of Their Party: Jeebus Krispix, y'all...grow some balls, willya??
Gibbs "Pleads Guilty" To Feeding "Counterproductive" Cable News Chatter: Hey, the Bushies did the same thing for eight years, and no one in the media said "boo". Now Obama's Press Secretary owns up to it...and it's a mini-scandal?? Give me a (&^%$#@ break...and lose the hypocrisy, 'kay??
Steele: 'My Personal Opinion Doesn't Matter In This' -- Only Limbaugh's Does: Thank you. Now, if you don't mind, I have to be at Rush's studio in five minutes a pair of kneepads, some lipstick, and a tube of Astroglide....
Bypass businessman says stop paying your mortgage: And while you're at it, you might want to bury a school bus or two in your back yard and stock up ammunition, food, water, and barbed wire. Oh, and if you can find a couple Claymore mines, they might come in handy....
Man fined for assault on Chuck E. Cheese: The greatest threat to American security? Apparently it's rodent mascots at pizza parlors. Who knew??
CNBC's Kudlow Attacks Obama By Defending Corporate Tax Havens: I don't think it's a stretch to put forth the idea that Larry Kudlow is a self-important, self-absorbed idiot in love with the sound of his own voice and his self-professed brilliance. Jeebus, what a phenomenal d-----bag, eh?