Sex party swingers in mini riot over clothed guest at nudist colony: Man, where's a guy supposed to go to get some meaningless, anonymous sex these days??
Catholic college bars student's free condoms: 'Cuz Lord knows the LAST thing the Catholic Church needs is young people thoughtfully and consciously engaging in safe and responsible sexual behavior.
Tonya Harding Slams Barack Obama: "He Has To Bring Me Up?!": Yawn...yes, there are few things more tiresome and boring than bitter, unrepentant trailer trash as they desperately grasp for something approaching relevance.
International Criminal Court's case against Bashir could provide legal precedence for going after Bush: Oh, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE....
Canada Judge: Greyhound Bus Beheading Suspect Not Criminally Responsible: No, apparently he was just having a REALLY bad day....
Fox News Runs With GOP Talking Point That White House Is Focusing On Limbaugh To Distract From The Economy: So, what else are you going to do when you have something WAY more interesting than the truth??
Palin's Looks May Have Hurt GOP Ticket, Psychologists Say: Hey, if it's a choice between Sarah Palin and the usual, drab parade of pampered, over-fed White men...well, who do you think I'm going to choose?
Colbert Mocks Glenn Beck's War Room, Doomsday Mentality: Well, it's not like mocking The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being On the Planet © is much of a challenge, is it?
Healthcare is 'a privilege...not a right': GOP lawmaker: It's simple survival of the fittest...if you don't have money, you don't deserve to live. Any questions??
LAT: Glenn Beck, Fox News, Find Ratings Gold By Challenging Obama: Well, it sure beats the Hell out of having to work to come up with any ideas of your own, eh??
OctoMom Shopping Her Birth Tape: Could it possibly get any creepier than this? I don't think so....
Tracy man faces charges after attack he said was prompted by God: Ah, the Lord works in mysterious ways, doesn't she??
