Scientists discover the brain's 'God spot'... and show that faith helps human survival: Uh, no...I don't think that's what a "G spot" is supposed to be...or at least that's what my female friends tell me.
Steele May Face No Confidence Vote: This would seem to imply that there are currently people out there who actually have confidence in Michael Steele. Yeah, and you wonder why the GOP is such a (&^%$#@ mess....
LaHood Hits Back Hard Against Charges Of "Socialism," "Obama Recession": When one of your own calls you out for being a collection of pinheads...well, it oughta be fun watching Republicans eat their young, no??
Pentagon Knowingly Exposed U.S. Soldiers To Toxic Waste: Leaked Memo: I mean, who really cares about a bunch of uneducated, small-town rubes trained to be cannon fodder? Oh, wait...we do?? OK, then, shouldn't someone's head be rolling for this??
Report: 'Dirty bomb' parts found in slain man's home. Agency says radioactive materials recovered in home of man allegedly slain by his wife: Two words come to mind: anger management.
Tanning bed bursts into flames; man escapes: Apparently the man was saved when a quick-thinking employee of the tanning salon grabbed tossed some marshmallows on the fire....
Palin's in-state gas line and utility bills unlikely to pass: Leadership. Apparently, Alaska is suffering from a dearth of it.
Keith Olbermann's News Corp Trifecta: Murdoch, Ailes, O'Reilly Monday's "Worst Persons" (VIDEO): If Frank Burns owned a cable news channel, it would look a lot like Fox Noise Channel, don'tchathink??
Man jumps into Niagara River, goes over Horseshoe Falls, survives: You know you suck at life when you can't even commit suicide properly and become only the third person to survive going over Niagara Falls without a barrel.
Officials: Man set himself on fire over marital trouble: If you're trying to salvage your marriage...well, setting yourself on fire probably isn't going to get it done.
Yale student sues airline for $1M over lost Xbox: The accumulated porn on the hard drive has got to be worth that much all by itself, no?
'Twittering' encouraged at Seattle church: I know Jesus is looking for followers, but this is just silly....