Kelly Clarkson Pees In The Shower: Cue the faux righteous outrage in 4...3...2....
"Great Sex: God's Way": Sex Sermons Cause Controversy In Alabama: Yes, but did God ever do it at 80 MPH on an Alabama interstate with the sheriff's 16-year-old daughter straddling him??
Confirmed: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston Have Broken Up: It's official; Bristol Palin is now an unwed teenage mother. Yep, how are them there familee valyews workin' out fer ya?? ;-)
'Fair And Balanced' Fox News Wages Assault On Unions, Distorts Facts Of Employee Free Choice Act: I'm shocked at this turn of events. Who would have ever thought that Fox Noise Channel would be carrying water for Big Business interests??
Obama calls out lawmakers who rail against earmarks but defend their own: 'Cuz Lord knows the Mainstream Media is unwilling to call Republicans on their hypocrisy.
Katie Holmes Gets New Hair: Meanwhile the rest of us proletarians are stuck with the same old hair we were born with. Damn, but it sucks to be middle class, don't it??
Congress's approval rating jumps from 19 to 39 percent since January: Memo to Republicans: lead, follow, or get the Hell off the bus. You had your eight years; you screwed the pooch.
"Executive Assassination Ring" Reported To Cheney, Says Sy Hersh: Is Dick Cheney the Black Angel of Death, or what??
Man charged, accused of dropping F-bombs: Remember, if you're going to be in Galveston, you might want to keep a reign on your temper...and watch your language while you're at it. KTHNXBYE....
4 States See Double-Digit Jobless Rates In January: I think we just found George W. Bush's legacy.
Vitter went 'ballistic on an airline worker,' then 'fled the scene' before security arrived: "Do you know who I am??" "Well, yeah...you're a complete dick AND a coward. What's your point??"
Jon Stewart Rips Jim Cramer, Whole NBC Family: This actually is pretty amusing....