Phun With Photoshop IV:Bristol Palin Gives Me Big Wood Edition: Yeah, OK...so it's tasteless, insulting, disrespectful, and juvenile (and arguably NSFW). It's also funny as hell.
Tucker Carlson Unloads On Jon Stewart: "A Sanctimonious, Partisan Hack": Gee, Tucker...and I was just thinking the same thing about you....
Pets get OCD just like humans: Your dog wants Zoloft. And some steak.
Perino: Bush Deserves Credit For Recent Market Uptick: Today's stop on the "BushWorld Revisionist History Tour" is brought to you by Dana Perino. Uh, Dana...if you're going to take credit for the jump in the market, shouldn't y'all also be taking the blame for the clusterf--k leading up to it?
New Book By Former Adviser Paints Blago As Ego-Driven Liar Who Was Even Rude At A Funeral: Not exactly breaking news, eh? Wasn't this already public knowledge?? And some time ago?
Suspicious Customer Tells Silverdale Store Employee That Paint Fumes 'Fried His Brain': Trying to pick up girls? Dude, you're doing it wrong....
Palin Lashes Out At ABC News Over Report On Her Earmark Requests... ABC Responds: You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free. Either that, or it'll really piss you off.
Annual salamander love-in means spring is on the way: Why do I feel the urge to start singing "Muskrat Love"??
Romer: "We're Pursuing Ever Legal Means" To Undo AIG Bonuses: Horses gone? Check. Barn door shut? Check. Weeping, gnashing of teeth, and peals of righteous indignation over the injustice of it all? Check. OK, we're good to go.
Old age begins at 27: Scientists reveal new research into ageing: Damn...no wonder I feel so decrepit when I wake up every morning. Then again, I should probably just be grateful that I'm waking up every morning, eh?? ;-)
Cheney: Don't Blame Us For Economic Crisis: Sure, we turned a blind eye to corruption and malfeasance. We watered down SEC oversight. And we failed to enforce the laws already on the books. What's your point?
Police Say Couple In Car Hit By Train Were Having Sex: And they were still having sex when the paramedics arrived. Get a room, y'all....
