Perino Defends AIG Bonuses: They Are 'Middle Class People' Who 'Are Expecting To Get This Bonus': Jeebus Krispix, y'all.... How can so much ignorance, cluelessness, and partisan bitchery (did I just invent a word??) come in such a pretty package?? Yo, Dana! Hugh Hefner's holding on line two!!
Texas lawmakers begin tanning bill fight: Texas lawmaker compares bill restricting teen tanning bed access to fight against cigarettes: Remember, you can't call it a "nanny state" when the proposal comes from a Republican. Then you're required to call it what it is: "effective oversight."
Rove Hypocritically Accuses Gibbs Of Sounding 'Like Some Wise-Cracking Junior High Smart Mouth': Yeah, right; we always despise in others what we fear in ourselves, no?
NBC boss: Jon Stewart's criticism absurd, unfair: Uh huh.... And how exactly is demanding the truth absurd and unfair? Or is the expectation that we simply and unquestioningly swallow corporate propaganda and tallking points? Like I need to answer that....
Colin Powell's former chief of staff: Cheney is 'evil,' his fearmongering is 'assisting' al Qaeda: Thankfully, "Keepin' 'em scared and stupid" is no longer in fashion. It seems Vlad the Impaler © didn't get the memo.
Obama In St Patrick's Day Teleprompt Blunder: He knew he was in trouble when the teleprompter brought up a copy of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
Lou Dobbs attacks St. Patrick's Day: 'How about an American day?': Hey, Lou...how 'bout a hot cup of STFU? Try coming back when you actually have something of value to contribute to the public discourse, 'kay?
Grenade found on golf course: You won't find this one in the Rules of Golf, but I think you could safely get relief without incurring a penalty stroke.
Cops: Lady froze her cats again: Hey, here's an idea: how about this time we freeze the owner of the cats??
Confessions of a White Guy with an Afro: No, I can't rap. Why do you keep asking?
Ryanair air hostess Edita Schindlerova exposed as porn star: Yep, just one of the many unique services Ryanair offers in an effort to distinguish itself in a crowded marketplace.
State: Office betting pools for NCAA basketball tournament illegal: State: 'course, if you must gamble, there are 20 casinos in Washington. We like them because they pay taxes.
