Gambia Rounds Up 1,000 'Witches': Rights Group: Oddly enough, Jean Schmidt and Michele Bachmann weren't included in the round-up.
Education board leader set to challenge evolution. McLeroy is point man in fight over Texas' science curriculum: Because in Texas, it's not about education. It's about indoctrination.
Bill Posey Sponsors Presidential Birth Certificate Bill: Uh, didn't the State of Hawaii long ago produce Barack Obama's birth certificate? Can we PLEASE lose the hypocrisy? You don't have to be White in order to be President. Capice??
Bacon: Everything you could ask for: OK, girls; if you want to prove your devotion to a man, try showing up with bacon. And a pair of kneepads. ;-)
NSW Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge offered sex toy so she could 'go screw herself': All in favor, vote "OH, GOD!! YES!! YES!!"
Woman gives dog an enema in Aliso Town Center, hurls feces at woman, infant: Yeah, you probably might want to think twice about asking her for directions.
Nation's major newspapers ignore Iraq war's sixth anniversary: Uh, wait...we're still at war in Iraq?? Damn....
Anglican leader calls gay marriage "a holocaust," says the "crime" should be punishable by five years in prison: Since when is hatred a family value?
Rice: 'No One Was Arguing That Saddam Hussein Somehow Had Something To Do With 9/11′: Because if you repeat a lie often enough and with enough conviction, it eventually becomes the truth.
Meghan McCain Knocks Obama For Going On Leno (And Gets Her Facts Wrong): Hypocrisy...the one universal, reliable Republican characteristic. And facts? Those are for losers and Libruls.
After Successfully Protecting Wall St. Bonuses, Financial Lobbyists Turn Focus To Defeating Obama's Budget: Because nothing succeeds like self-interest.
"The Pope is clearly condemning many many people, innocent people, in Africa to death... of course he is.": Because dogma and doctrine are far more important than the lives of human beings.