Cat Got Your Fish?: So, cats are going to eventually destroy the world? Man, I had NO idea.... In the meantime, Fluffy wants flounder.
Bill would allow creationists to grant Masters of Science: Science? Who needs it. If Jesus said it, I believe it. End of story. Why am I not surprised that this is happening in Texas??
Wall Street on the Tundra: So what happens when the most affluent nation in the world (and one that few Americans could find on a map) ceases to be a functional political entity and becomes little more than a hedge fund? I know; I have no idea, either.
Michael Steele Doesn't Know What The First Amendment Says: Because when you're a Republican, the truth is whatever you think it should be...even if you clearly haven't read the Constitution since you were in grade school.
Inhofe: The 'Middle Eastern mentality' is 'worse' than Nazism: James Inhofe: Oklahoma's contribution to the belief that you get exactly the quality of leadership you deserve. Jeebus, what a miserable (&^%$#@ excuse for a human being.
Mother upset boy assigned to buy condoms for class competition: Who knows? Someday, this may be an Olympic sport...and Canada will have a head start towards world dominance.
Judge says Ore. church can brew hallucinogenic tea: What Would Jesus Brew?
3 teens arrested after prank gets out of control: Actions have consequences. Who knew??
Skinny Blonde: rock 'n' roll beer with a naked twist: Is there ANY reason why Australia shouldn't rule the world??
'Don't wear anything that says AIG on it': Under-fire insurer gives employees security tips as fury over bonuses grows: And be on the lookout for people carrying torches and pitchforks....
After Voting No, Republicans Take Credit For Stimulus-Funded Projects: Hypocrisy- the only truly dependable Republican personality trait.
Alaska And Florida Consider Bans On Bestiality: In other news, bestiality is apparently a significant problem in Alaska and Floriduh.
