Two women charged in brawl over cheating boyfriend: And what guy wouldn't be smiling at this turn of events...even as he's watching his life flash before his eyes....
How to Bring An End to the War Over Sex Ed: I am the first person in my family to reach 16 without getting pregnant -- or getting somebody pregnant Ah, so you're from West Virginia, then??
Want to Keep Your Job? Be Happy. Study Shows That a Bright Disposition Helps Workers Navigate Darker Times: Uh, yeah...Captain Obvious is holding on line two for you....
Police: Teacher Solicited Teen Via Text: See Dick. See Dick text. See Dick send text message with a picture of his Johnson to a 15-year-old boy. See Dick go to prison, where he will soon have to drop trou, grab his ankles, and go to his happy place.
NASA halts test of space station urine recycler: Because recycled piss still tastes like...piss. Ah, who knew??
Pope decries 'clouds of evil' over Africa: All while he apparently continues to ignore the 'clouds of evil' that continue to hang over the Vatican. Jesus is holding on line one...something about wanting his religion back....
Nicholas Hughes, Sylvia Plath's son commits suicide: Sadly, it seems the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.
Sweden's baby boom hits new high: It would appear that Swedes have been busy...um, gettin' busy....
FOX mocks Canadian military's involvement in Afghanistan as four Canadian soldiers are killed in Afghanistan: Apparently, there are no depths to which the @$$wipes at Fox Noise Channel will not sink.
Just Like With Stimulus, GOP Lawmakers Slam Omnibus While Touting Its Funding For Local Projects: Because hypocrisy is the one thing that you know you can count on from Republicans.
Vampire unearthed in Venice: Oddly enough, Dick Cheney wasn't even in Italy at the time.
Was Jesus a Universalist?: Or was he just a misguided Republican with a soft streak?