Stimulus? U.S. to buy Chinese condoms, ending Alabama jobs: Just another example of Americans getting screwed by their own government, eh?
Dem Senator on Obama Budget: Need to 'Rework This Whole Thing': Didn't take the rats long to abandon ship, did it?
Family begins campaign against 'sexting'; wants new laws: How about y'all start doing your jobs as parents instead of relying on government to protect your children from every conceivable ill?
Rep. Frank calls Scalia 'homophobe' in interview: It would hurt if it wasn't true.
Green advisor urges UK to cut population in half to 'build sustainable society': Rumors have it that summary executions are due to begin late next week....
Tammy Bruce Calls The Obamas "Trash In The White House": It takes one to know one, eh? This just proves that when you can't compete on the issues, the weak and intellectually feeble will result to name-calling.
Obama faces Notre Dame Catholic backlash: Oh, get over yourselves, already....
GOP Begs Dick Cheney: Go Back Into Hiding: Yeah, isn't there a secure, undisclosed location with your name on it somewhere??
Republican Leaders Split On Geithner Plan: Anyone care to remind why we should even care what these trolls think??
Bachmann: 'I Want People...Armed And Dangerous On This Issue' Of Cap And Trade: Yep, nothing quite like adding fuel to the already disturbing "pitchforks and torches" mentality that seems to be gripping this nation.
COLBERT WINS NASA's Web-based space station naming poll: Hey, why not? He's already got a bridge in Hungary named after him, right??
Dean on Wall Street compensation: Americans don't understand rewarding people who did 'a crappy job.': The sad thing is that there's even a need to explain such a basic concept.