Limbaugh: 'If Obama Fails, America Is Saved': Fat, self-absorbed, and megalomaniacal is no way to go through life, son...
Rush Limbaugh To New York: Drop Dead: Reasonable, rational, clear-thinking people to Limbaugh: (&^% you, you insufferable pig.
ABC News: GM's Rick Wagoner will receive a $20 million retirement plan: Damn, I'd retire for half that much.... ;-)
Hit-and-run driver left note near victim's body: Carnations are white, roses are red. I'd say I'm sorry, but, alas, you're dead....
Madonna Tours Impoverished Malawi School In $2800 Chanel Sweatsuit: Irony and perspective: apparently in very short supply....
After advocating death for AIG executives, Krauthammer rips Obama for 'demanding' GM CEO's 'head on a pike.': Because when you're a Conservative, facts are for losers and Liberals, no?
Afghan President Hamid Karzai signs a law that 'legalizes' rape: Hey, when you run a country that regards women as property, why not? Why else would you get married but to have a guaranteed supply of sex, eh??
Miss Universe Visits Guantanamo: 'A Loooot Of Fun!': I especially LOVED the Museum of
TortureEnhanced Torture Techniques!!
NFL Player Accepts Apology From Police Officer Who Stopped Him From Seeing Dying Mother-In-Law: Which only proves that Ryan Moats is a far bigger human being than the dickweed of a police officer who stopped him.
Sanford: It would be 'fiscal child abuse' to accept millions of stimulus dollars for education: Sure, why accept money that might actually educate children when you can just indoctrinate and edumicate them in Sunday School? If it's not in the Bible, do kids really need to learn it?
Fox News Launches Opinion Site: Apparently, one foaming at the mouth website wasn't enough.
Republicans Disinvite Palin From Major Fundraiser, Trash Her In Private: Damn, is it fun watching Republicans eat their young, or what?? ;-)