La. lawmaker says free beer from barbers should be OK: Hey, it's Louisiana...what else would you expect??
The President Is 'Keeping Score': Chicago politics has moved into the White House: And the problem with this would be...? Methinks perhaps Karl Rove is suffering from a pronounced case of political "penis envy". Leadership: wee finally haz it.
Mystery Of Big Black Cat Deepens In NY Suburb: Be Afraid. Be very afraid...for Evil lurks among us....
"South Park" Explains The Bailouts: Oh, OK...NOW I get it....
Dancing with the Stars, Boner Edition: Uh...perhaps Shawn Johnson should be less concerned with stalkers than with what's sneaking up behind her on live television. OHMIGOD!! CHILD PORN!! AISLE FIVE!!
White People Problems: What? I suppose you think it's easy being a member of the oppressing class??
Hollywood Squeezes Stars' Pay in Slump: Somehow, I really don't think Jim Carrey is particularly concerned about where his next Big Mac is coming from.
DHS wasted nearly $16,000 publishing book of Chertoff's speeches: Chairman Chertoff speaks. We cower in fear. Your tax dollars at work. Or not.
Glenn Beck: I was wrong. We're not marching to socialism, we're marching toward fascism: You know, you'd think that if you were gaining a reputation as The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet © you might want to counteract that somehow. Then again, when all you have to build your career on is the soft sand of fear, ignorance, reaction, and ignorance, you really ARE The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet ©.
Thieving has been a family affair: Mother convicted in Wal-Mart spree: Because the family that fails together jails (and hopefully bails) together. Oh, if only I could take credit for that one....
At Least 11 Republicans In Congress Advance False Claim That Green Economy Bill Imposes $3,100 Tax On Families: Because if you repeat something (no matter how demonstrably fallacious) often enough and with enough conviction, it eventually becomes the truth (See Germany, Nazi, circa 1933-45).
Children's TV presenter cuts off finger tip on air: Don't try this at home, kids...OUCH!! (&^%!!!!!!!!!!