Levi Johnston Talks About The "Wardrobe Malfunction" That Probably Led To Bristol Palin's Pregnancy: It's OK...you'll feel a little prick, and then it'ill all be good....
6 gay men shot in Iraq after clerics urged crackdown on gays: Yep, we sure suceeded in bringing democracy to the Middle East, didn't we?
SLIDESHOW: Fashion Face-Off! Michelle Obama And Carla Bruni-Sarkozy Finally Meet In France: OK, y'all; repeat after me: WHO (&^%$#@ CARES???
Detroit cops break up massive pillow fight: It was time for their warm milk and cookies.
SLIDESHOW: Pantless Protesters During Obama's NATO Meeting (NSFW): Dude, the last time I saw something that tiny, it had an eraser on the end of it....
Axelrod Slams Cheney: Not Acting Like A "Statesman": Agreed. "You had your time in the sun. You screwed the pooch. Time to sit down and STFU."
Brooks: 'The Idea That We Shouldn't Be Rooting' For Obama Is 'Just Stupid': Because if Obama succeeds...doesnt America succeed? And the problem with that would be...?
Vatican: Shroud Of Turin Was Hidden By Knights Templar: Who were protected by the Illuminati, paid by the Trilateral Commission, and trained by Skull & Crossbones....
Scientists Find Rocket Fuel Chemical In Infant Formula: So that's why little Johnny is always so amped up, eh??
King: Allowing Gay Marriage Will Make Iowa The 'Gay Marriage Mecca': Hmm...or it must just demonstrate that Iowa is one of the few places in this country that doesn't enshrine hatred and discrimination as state law? Whoa...tolerance? What a concept....
Lead religious right groups oppose stimulus spending to save economy: What Would Jesus Do? He'd expect you to pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Researchers suspect oral sex to blame for rise in tonsil cancer: Oh, great. Wait for it.... "Not tonight honey, I'm worried about tonsil cancer...."