Pentagon allows media to cover returning war dead for first time in 18 years: Isn't it about time we stopped trying to hide the real cost of war?
Firefighters Say Teens Using Body Spray As Flamethrower. Fire Investigators Say Fire, Axe Body Spray Don't Mix: Damn, don'tcha just LOVE American ingenuity??
Hannity: Obama 'Harbors Deep Resentment' Of America, Just Like Dixie Chicks: Yeah, right...so he ran for President (a job that NO ONE in their right mind would want) in order to hand it over to his radical Islamofascist overlords? If you have nothing better to add to the public discourse than this mental masturbation, it's time to fold your tent and STFU.
Teacher's aide sues boy, 11: Rule #1: NEVER get between a boy and his ice cream. Let that be a lesson to you....
Palin spokeswoman: Bristol will 'focus' on 'advocating abstinence.': Horse gone? Check. Shut barn door? Check. Head exploding? Check. Getting a (&^%$#@ grip on reality? Uh....
Man arrested after fish hits boater: If he was arrested for anything, it should have been "poor choice of weapons."
Focus on the Family narrator arrested for luring teenage girl for sex on Net: He's a Christian...so of course he's not perfect, just forgiven. Right??
Days After Calling For Laser Attack On North Korea, Gingrich Says Obama's Foreign Policy Is A 'Fantasy': Yessirree...one man's fantasy is another's "Austin Powers" rerun. Frickin' laser beams....
Michele Bachmann: Obama Wants Young People In "Re-Education Camps": Yeah, I know...if you look in the dictionary under "bat-shit crazy", you'll see a picture of Michele Bachmann...and not much else.
Frank 'I'm A Member Of Dick Cheney's Fan Club' Gaffney: Obama's 'Respect' For Muslims Is Code For Submission: Well, of course, silly...why else would the President be visiting Turkey??
Arctic Has Lost Enough Ice To Fill Texas: Gentleman!! Start your margarita machines!!
Texas Rangers fans give Bush a rousing ovation as he throws out first pitch: As if you needed any more proof of how thoroughly (&^%$# up Texas is. Jeebus, at least most of the brain-dead zombies are safely within the borders of Texas. Perhaps it really IS time we sold Texas back to Mexico....