Levi's Family: Bristol Palin Doesn't Like Us, We're Living A "Nightmare": Don'tcha just LOVE watching Republicans eat their young? Are you enjoying this as much as I am?? ;-)
Far Right's New Talking Point: Obama's Remarks In Europe Prove He Hates America: Because only an intellectually numb, reflexive Right-wing nutjob REALLY knows what it takes to love America. If you can't stick to the talking points, how can that be taken as ANYTHING but an unconscious desire to turn this country over to Obama's Muslim overlords?
Reports: Syrian Arrested For Obama Assassination Plot: Seems he'd been hanging out at gun shows in Kentucky and West Virginia....
Christina Ricci Was Born To Be A Porn Star: Well, I'd always thought I was too, but I'm still waiting to be discovered.
GOP Rep: Nancy Pelosi Is "Tom Delay In A Skirt": Ugh...now I'm going to be spending the rest of the day trying to scrub this disturbing image from my mind.
Moose rescued after falling through icy Newman Lake: Moose pulled from lake; squirrel watches anxiously. Dude, Bullwinkle's gonna be OK....
AUDIO NSFW: Eminem Raps About Sex With Sarah Palin In New Single "We Made You": Ugh...I feel dirty....
Gingrich: Iowa ruling shows 'judicial arrogance': Because without someone to focus their hatred on, how are Republicans to feel as if they even matter any longer?
Colbert Gets ANOTHER Congressman To Say He Enjoys Cocaine And Prostitutes: Well, of course, silly; who doesn't enjoy hookers and blow??
Fox News Hosts Join Right-Wing "Tea Party" Movement: What? You were expecting fair, objective journalism? What planet are you from??
Republican Caller Tells Limbaugh: "You're A Brainwashed Nazi": A Republican capable of independent thought and action...and willing to question his party's de facto leader??
Quebec dad sued by daughter after grounding loses his appeal. Father's lawyer says they may take case to Canada's Supreme Court: Hmm...am I the only one thinking that conversation at the dinner table is going to be a wee bit awkward??