Nude man places drive-thru order at Tim's: Dude...you're going to use WHAT as a donut holder? Is that even sanitary??
Sources: Obama Plays Peacemaker in French-Chinese Smackdown Over Tax Havens: Leadership. After eight years, we finally have some. Nice change, eh?
'Bailout' hits Domino's for 11,000 free pizzas: You know, if y'all had just kept your mouths shut, we could have milked this one for awhile....
Operation tarmac: Politicians go undercover to expose security flaws at Pearson: One of the miscreants was the Canadian Minister of Transportation. Oops....
Police investigate theft of hair from horses: Yeah, you've pretty much hit rock bottom when you have to resort to stealing horse hair...
Taliban Easing Beard, Burqa And Bollywood Rules: Yeah, but despite what you may have heard, you still can't play Wii Bowling in the nude. Fascists....
Man charged for drunken joy ride in school bus: Why does this sounds like something straight out of episode of "My Name Is Earl"??
Fox News: White House Accidentally Gives Reporters Sex Line For Conference Call: Finally...something Fox Noise Channel can cover with some authority, eh? "Fair and Naked"...or how 'bout "Horny and Balanced"?? Not that they'll actually admit to their (&^%-up, though....
Digger driven through living room: Hmm...a subtle clue that perhaps your neighbor has some issues with you??
Mohammed Cartoons That Sparked Mass Protests Go On Sale: OMG!!! Cue the outraged fatwas and the burning of Danish flags in 4...3...2....
Woman glues right eye shut . A woman is facing permanent damage to her sight after she mistook a bottle of toxic nail glue for eyedrops: But she wants you to know that it wasn't just another "blonde moment".
Cardinal Calls Obama Notre Dame Invitation An 'Extreme Embarrassment' To Catholics: That's fair...if we can also refer to the Cardinal as an 'Extreme Embarrassment' to Christians (or to humanity in general).