Chopper Sex Pilot: Why Is Everyone Down on Me?: Man, I had no idea that being a helicopter pilot had so many fringe benefits....
Roubini: CNBC's Jim Cramer A "Buffoon": Uh, thanks...Captain Obvious is still holding for you on line two.
Iraq's Newly Open Gays Face Scorn and Murder: Yay, freedom!! Wow, Iraq sure seems to appreciate that America-style democracy brought to them, eh? Freedom, democracy, equality....well, one out of three ain't bad, right??
White House press stranded in Istanbul: And this would be a problem...how???
Sexiest Vegetarians Named By PETA (PHOTOS, POLL): I was upset that I'd been left off the list (again)...and then I remembered...I'm not a vegetarian. Damn the bad luck....
Shabbat Sha-Lohan!: This one's for all y'all obsessed with Lindsay Lohan...and for anyone who will do ANYTHING to save their celebrity-soaked lesbian affair.
Making Sense of New Prices on Apple's iTunes: If it ain't broke, don't...oh, never mind....
"I am under a lot of pressure to not diagnose PTSD": Because if you don't diagnose it, you don't have to do anything about it. A real man would suck it up and drive on, soldier. Hoo-rah!!
Maddow: Videos Claim To Show Obama 'Pledging Himself To Satan': Well, it was on YouTube...so it must be true, right??
Giuliani: Terrorists think they can 'push' Obama: And we all know that NO ONE can peer into the mind of a terrorist quite like Rudy Giuliani, eh?
Ted Stevens Files For 2014 Senate Run: Hey, he'll be only 206 years old, but he'll be tanned, rested, and ready.
Jesse Jackson Jr. Facing Probe Over Ties To Blagojevich: An Illinois politician suspected of corruption? Perish the thought....