Rush Limbaugh Rages: New York Has Audited Me 12 Straight Years!: Hmm...didja ever think that there might just be a reason for it??
Gov. Paterson to introduce marriage equality legislation in New York: Because hatred is NOT a "family value".
Men's Underwear Sales, Greenspan's Economic Metric, Reveal Crisis: I'm just glad that it's not my underwear being used in these calculations....
Motivated By O'Reilly, Palin Supporter Launches 'Unofficial' Legal Defense Fund: Because Right-wing nutjobs look out for one another.
Criminal probe of lawyers who botched Stevens case: OK, so Ted Stevens' convictions were vacated. Let's not forget that his trial clearly established that Stevens accepted thousands of dollars in- and let's call them what they truly were- BRIBES.
Rush Limbaugh Picks His GOP Favorites: Late-night comedians everywhere should be thanking [insert name of preferred deity here] for the gift of Rush Limbaugh, who just keeps on giving...and giving...and giving....
Med student fights expulsion over attempted-murder charge: "He's an exemplary young man.... You'd be proud to call him your son." Uh, didja not notice that he tossed his girlfriend off a second-floor balcony??
Beck Named 'World's Worst Person' For Fearmongering: And here I thought it was because he's The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet ©.
GOP Congressman: I Have A List Of Socialists: Well, bully for you. I have a list of (&^%$#@ morons in Congress...and you're #1 with a bullet.
Spontaneous Uprising? Corporate Lobbyists Helping To Orchestrate Radical Anti-Obama Tea Party Protests: Yeah, this is all about as populist as an episode of "The Apprentice".
Maddow & Co. Mock Anti-Tax Protests: "Who Wouldn't Want To Tea Bag John McCain?": Uh, me for one. Do these idjits even know what the term means??Clearly, no...which is why this is becoming so entertaining.
Caller to C-SPAN: 'Why do you keep bringing these neocons on?': Uh, because the "C" in C-SPAN means "Conservative"??