Perino: 'Where Is The Proof' That Bush 'Alienated' People Around The World?: Uh, Dana...if you bothered to step outside your bubble, you really wouldn't have to look very hard. BTW, Hugh Hefner's holding on line two for you....
Marijuana Found Growing in Baby's Bedroom: Memo from Captain Obvious: it's generally not a good idea to heat your baby's bedroom with the same grow lamps you use to nurture your marijuana crop. Just sayin'....
Right-wing group tries to 'connect the dots' between 'gay marriage and mass murders.': Because it's SO much easier when you break things down scientifically....
Sister Anna dances for God after 20 years as a lapdancer: OK, give me a minute...I just know there's a "Second Coming" joke in here somewhere....
Rove Attacks Obama For Praising Turkey's 'Secular Movement,' Even Though Bush Made Similar Statements*: Silly wabbit; when a Republican does it, it's "statemanship" and "principled leadership". When a Democrat does it, it's "weakness" and "lack of resolve". Any questions??
Arizona State refuses Obama honorary degree. Says he hasn't accomplished enough in life.: Yeah, he's only been a community organizer, an Illinois state legislator, a US Senator, a constitutional law professor, and...oh, yeah...President of the United States. It's not like he's found a cure for cancer or HIV/AIDS or anything.
Santorum: Obama has 'deep-seated antipathy toward American values.': Yes, that would certainly explain why he's taken on the thankless task of cleaning up the mess left behind by Santorum and his fellow Republithugs. You'd really have to HATE America to want to do that, eh?
Eight years of Bush, and now only 53% of American adults believe capitalism is better than socialism: This only serves to prove my belief that the American Sheeple are (&^%$#@ morons.
HRC releases audition tapes of 'Gathering Storm' actors: This might actually be funny if it wasn't indicative of a propaganda campaign based on fear, hatred, and sheer ignorance. TEH GAYZ!! THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME!!! OH NOES!!! NOT THE BUTTSEX!!!
Prince Propositions Salma Hayek In New Song: Hell, I'd proposition her...and I wouldn't even subject her to my singing.
Meghan McCain Lands Book Deal: Of course, coming up with a title could prove to be a challenge. Sadly, "Much Ado About Nothing" is already taken.
Michelle's Way: Lessons In Buddhism From The First Lady: Wow, is there anything this First Lady can't do??