Spanish prosecutors will seek criminal charges against Alberto Gonzales and five high-ranking Bush administration officials for sanctioning torture at Guant√°namo: Pardon me while I channel my inner Mark Slackmeyer: "GUILTY!! GUILTY!! GUILTY!!"
Homeland Security Report Warns Of Rising Right-Wing Extremism: Gee, d'ya think that the idjits from Fox Noise Channel constantly beating the drums of disinformation and propaganda might have SOMETHING to do with this? Fair and completely unbalanced...and off their meds....
Cramer continues complaining about Stewart: 'It was a complete and utter ambush.': Man, is this guy dumber than a box of hammers, or what? He was invited, he went willingly, he came off like a complete dick...and he now has the nerve to claim that he was ambushed? Apparently, shame is in short supply in the Cramer household.
Obamas Officially Unveil New Puppy Bo: Who (&^%$#@ cares? Look, I love dogs, but don't we all have more important things to obsess over? Iraq? The economy? Caroline Kennedy?? Tea parties???
Sarah Palin's Father Calls Levi A Deadbeat Dad: Ah, but I love watching Republicans eat their young.... Is this fun or what?? ;-)
Scarlett Johansson's Shrinking Boobs: You know, if you've spent enough time focused on Scarlet Johansson's breasts that you've noticed that they've "shrunk"...don'tcha think you really ought to find a hobby? Or a girlfriend? Just saying....
Lesbian YouTube Video Embraced By Virginia GOP: Hmm...apparently Virginia really IS for lovers....
Geriatric Japanese Porn Star Shoots Last XXX Film At Age 75: My new hero....
Dominos Workers Caught Contaminating Food With Spit, Snot And Worse: And this is why I don't order Domino's...well that and their pizza sucks....
Bush Press Secretary To Join Firm Led By Top Clinton Adviser: AND she's going to be the June Penthouse Pet of the Month. Be still, my foolish heart....
David Shuster: GOP "Going Nuts" For Teabagging, But They Need "A Dick Armey": Or maybe just a dick....
Tea Bag Terror: Protests Causing Scares, Evacuations At Congressional Offices: Which only proves that there are far too many Right-wing nutjobs out there with WAY too much time on their hands.
