Fox News' Glenn Beck Announces Comedy Tour: And the beautiful thing is that he won't have to do anything differently from his nightly comedy show....
Gun Shy: Obama, Dems Choose Not To Wage War On Assault Weapons: Another opportunity missed. This is why you never hear the words "Democrat" and "balls" used in the same sentence.
Oops! "Girls Gone Wild" Ad Interrupts Vatican's Good Friday Service Broadcast: The loud bang you heard was Bill Donohue's pacemaker exploding....
Washington Churches Eye The Obamas: Is this just about the silliest thing imaginable, or what??
ASU Apologizes, Announces Barack Obama Scholarship Program: Uh...don'tcha think it's a little late to be trying to unring that bell?? You've already revealed yourself to be self-righteous, self-superior snobs; nice try, though.
Spontaneous Uprising? Corporate Lobbyists Helping To Orchestrate Radical Anti-Obama Tea Party Protests: "Spontaneous Populist Ragefest," brought to you by Procter & Gamble.
POPE: We have drifted into a desert of godlessness: And I, for one, am not at all saddened by this.
Dobson concedes that the far right has 'lost' the culture war: No, you didn't lose any "war"; the American Sheeple simply didn't buy the hatred and bigotry you were trying to sell. Now stop you're whining and try actually paying attention to the teachings of Jesus Christ- you know, the Savior you profess to honor and revere? Yeah, that one.
Beck to attend $500 a plate fundraiser for 'tea party' protests: Because populism ain't cheap....
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg defends use of foreign law by American judges: What sort of overarching arrogance requires Americans to assume that no ideas of ANY value or validity are available beyond our borders?
Memo To Jeb Bush: Your Brother's Administration Blamed Clinton For 9/11 And The Economic Crisis: Because selective blindness and the refusal to accept responsibility were the two underlying themes of the Reign of Error ©.
Man jailed for dodging child support for 14 kids: Two words of advice for you, kimosabe: BIRTH CONTROL.
