Anderson Cooper Notes Difficulty of Talking While Teabagging: Yeah, it's got to be tough to talk with one of those things in your...oh, never mind....
ASU Says "We Blew It," Alumni Rescind Donations: Ah, karma can be a real b---h, no? Yes, it can...and I should probably apologize for enjoying watching the maroons squirming.
50-Year-Old Has Spent $15,000 On Surgery To Look Like Her Daughter: Someone's got some serious issues here...and I don't think it's the daughter.
Vatican Investigating US Catholic Sisters For Not Holding Line On Homosexuality: Because Lord knows there's no room for compassion or independent thought in the Catholic Church.
Woody Allen's Sex Life SLAMMED By American Apparel: Wait...Woody Allen has a sex life? Ewwww....
Katie Couric Tweaks Twitter: Nobody "Gives A Rat's Ass Whether I Am About To Eat A Tuna Sandwich": Or anything else you do, for that matter.
Fox Reporter: Wake Up And Fight The Fascism: Fox Noise Channel: where objective journalism and the search for the truth go to die.
Tea baggers joke about Obama being waterboarded, shining the shoes of the Saudi king: And if Liberals had made the same sort of jokes about George W. Bush, the hue and cry would have been heard from coast to coast. Nope, no hypocrisy or double standards in play here. Move along, people...there's nothing to see here....
AP: Glenn Beck "Similar To Keith Olbermann": Sure, if Olbermann had a lobotomy and lost his grip on reality and common sense.
Pelosi: Tea parties are part of an 'astroturf' campaign by 'some of the wealthiest people in America.': Gee, you'd think that the Mainstream Media would have noticed this early on...right?? Whatever....
United Airlines To Charge Obese Passengers Extra: OK, so it's discriminatory, but if you can't fit into a seat, what do you expect?
Afghan women pelted by stones while protesting rape law: Ah, so women ARE property, then??
