Leader Cites Cow Farts To Downplay Global Warming: I LOVE America! Where else would I be guaranteed the right to use the phrase "cow fart" and "John Boehner" in the the same sentence?
Napolitano stands by DHS report conclusion that right-wing extremist groups are targeting vets: Because she's right. Just because something is inconvenient or unpleasant for the bloviators on the Right to hear doesn't mean that it's not true. How 'bout y'all try READING the report before blasting it? 'KAYTHNXBYE....
Ana Marie Cox: Why We Should Abolish The White House Press Corps: Because sheep don't look good in $1500 suits.
Hayden: The Torture Memos Show The 'Outer Limits' That 'Any American' Would Go To In Interrogations: No. They show what will happen when a President and Vice-President see themselves as above the law and view the world around them as if it was an episode of 24.
Protesters Support Naked Coach: Hot female cheerleading coach poses nude for Playboy. Hot female cheerleading coach is fired by school district. Uh, so the surprise here would be....??
The Torturers' Manifesto: If you participate in the twisting of the law to justify the torture of another human being (in contravention of international law AND our treaty obligations), then you deserve to be put on trial. Think Nuremberg. How is this ANY different?
Kentucky man dies after Arizona police stun him with Taser: Drunk and armed with a toilet seat. DON'T TASE ME, BRO!!!!
O'Reilly: My Threat To Boycott Spain Deserves 'Full Credit' For Spanish Torture Investigation Being Dropped: Tune in tomorrow, when O'Reilly claims credit for the change of seasons and the sun rising in the east.
Bunny battle goes ballistic at UVic campus: 1500 feral rabbits. The Rodenator (a device that uses propane and oxygen). College students. A source of combustion. What could POSSIBLY go wrong???
UN Rapporteur On Torture: Obama's Pledge Not To Pursue Torture Prosecutions Of CIA Agents Is Not Legal: As much as I admire Barack Obama, I've got to say that he is completely, totally, 110% wrong. Torture is wrong, and those who conduct it know it. Our treaty obligations demand that we prosecute war crimes...and torture is by any definition a war crime. Right?