GOP Know-Nothings Fought Pandemic Preparedness: And you wonder why Republicans are now the minority party? They vigorously opposed $900 million included in the stimulus package to enhance pandemic preparedness. NO ONE EXPECTS THE
SPANISH INQUISITIONSWINE FLU!! Cue Bobby Jindal railing against volcano monitoring in 4...3...2....Facebook surfing while sick costs woman job: Hmm...perhaps Big Brother really IS watching....
I Have Become a Twit...a Tweet...a Tweeter...a Twat?: Speak for yourself....
Gingrich On Whether Waterboarding Is Torture: 'I Can't Tell You': Let me help a brutha out here. Yo, Newt...US statute and our international treaty obligations define waterboarding as torture...and as such is a war crime. Capice??
Fortune 500 CEOs averaged $11.4 million in 2008: Sorry, y'all...but I wouldn't pay [insert name of preferred deity here] $11.4 million per year (no matter how omniscient he/she/it may be)...much less a CEO.
McCain: Bybee Violated The Law, But It Was Just 'Very Bad Advice': Of course, if a Democrat had proffered the legal opinions justifying torture that Bybee did, Republicans would be falling all over themselves in paroxysms of righteous indignation (Being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry...or worry about being held accountable). Hypocrisy: the one truly reliable Republican value, eh??
Online activists on the right, unite!: Yeah, that's right; you've figured us out. All us mean, nasty, awful people on the Left are conspiring to keep True Americans- Conservative Republicans- under our thumbs. How about just admitting that y'all lost in November because your party would recognize an idea if it bit y'all on the ass?
Cuddlin' With Evil: Obama shakes hands with people we're supposed to hate. Are we all going to die?: Yep. Without George W. Bush to keep us all safe, surely Barack Obama will sell us out to his radical Islamofascist overlords. [Insert name of preferred deity here] help us all....
Bacon Cures Hangovers: Damn...I wish I'd known this when I was in college.... ;-)
Taliban Execute Couple Accused Of Adultery: If the Taliban are all about Islam, then I'm the Queen of England.