Ron Howard Attacked By William Donohue: Ah, Bill Donohue; the very personification of Catholic reason and tolerance....
Penn & Teller - 9/11 Conspiracy Theories: Are 49.3% of all Americans just (&^%$#@ crazy?? Apparently so. Why look for the truth when you can just make $#!& up??
California GOP Decries Anti-Semitic Tea Party Activism: Wow...Republicans with balls. Whodathunkit??
Inhofe Will Filibuster Judicial Nominee For Ruling Against Sectarian Prayers In Indiana Legislature: James Inhofe: the closest thing to a single-celled organism that the state of Oklahoma has to offer. This is the same Senator who railed against judicial filibusters when Republicans were in power. Jeebus, what a (&^%$#@ maroon....
Miss California: I Pray For And Feel Sorry For Perez Hilton: Somewhere, Miss South Carolina is snickering in her beer.
Lieberman: Obama releasing OLC torture memos 'helps our enemies.': No, the real problem here is that the only thing helping our enemies is Joe LIEberman opening his mouth.
Meghan McCain Hellish Twitter Rant UNCENSORED: Hey, guess what, y'all?? If you're going to insert yourself into the game of politics, you'd best have a thick skin. If you don't, you're going to end up a comedy gold mine...like Meghan McCain.
Iraqi militias gluing anuses of gay men and inducing diarrhea to cause death: Yeah, that whole bringing freedom and democracy to Iraq thing certainly is working out well, eh?
700-pound North Texas woman stuck at home: There are reports that she's sharing the place with an 800-pound gorilla....
Hawaii 1st when it comes to kicking back, taking it easy: Yeah, I know; I was shocked too.