Michele Bachmann Links Swine Flu To Democrats, Gets History Wrong: How (&^%$#@ stupid do you have to be? Well, if you're Michele Bachmann, you just have to be yourself...and laissez les bon temps rouler.
Gun owners attack Rush Limbaugh: Man...ain't it a blast watching Republicans devour their young? Besides, animal cruelty is as American as apple pie, Chevrolet, and torture.
What The Hell Am I Supposed To Do With All These Constitutional Rights?: Hmm...I don't know. How 'bout torturing some Libruls??
Do You Really Like Sarah Palin? Vote in This Urgent Poll: Leave it to Newsmax to breathlessly trumpet something not worth the pixels it's printed on.
Hate-Mongering Conservative Commentators Using Swine Flu to Promote Racism!: So what do Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz, Michael Savage, and Michelle Malkin, ad nauseum, ad infinitum, have in common? How about rampant, unchecked ignorance and a willingness to engage in fear-mongering and race-baiting?
Rejection: Some Colleges Do It Better Than Others: Roses are red. Violets are blue. We know you want to come, but we don't want you.
Sarah Palin to Appear on American Chopper: People keep acting as if Sarah Palin actually has something worthwhile to say. Amazing how low some folks are willing to set the bar, isn't it??
Poll: Bush Getting Even More Unpopular Out Of Office: Hard to imagine, but it's apparently true. Hmm...there are numbers lower than zero??
WHO raises flu threat level, warns pandemic imminent: Great...now the alert level is just one step below "HOLY (&^%$#@ S--T!!!!!"
Obama Takes Swipe At Fox News, Tea Baggers: Obama to Right-wing Know-nothings: Stop playing games and grow up. There's work to be done; if you aren't going to pitch in, then get the Hell out of the way.