The Gathering Storm Over Guns: Worried that Barack Obama wants to turn this great nation into a Socialist paradise? Well, so is the National Rifle Association's Wayne LaPierre, who's here to tell us why and how the Obama Administration is going to take your guns. Head for the hills, y'all....
Pork Lobbyists Rush To Put Lipstick On Pig Amid Swine Flu Fears: Well, of course they are, silly....
Buffett Slams Bank Stress Tests: "Not A Very Sophisticated Way Of Looking At It": I agree. I think a far more effective test would be to strap a CEO to a treadmill for a few hours.
GOP Begins Laying Out Campaign Against Obama's Court Pick: Yes, that's right; the Supreme Court nomination THAT HASN'T EVEN BEEN ANNOUNCED YET. Who says these idjits aren't the "Party of NO!"??
Plotting Sin: As if you needed yet another reason to laugh at the South....
Specter: "I Did Not Say I Would Be A Loyal Democrat": I DID say that I'd be a self-interested careerist interested only in doing whatever it takes to get re-elected in 2010....
James Baker Backs Reinstating The Draft: Well, of course he does...because he knows that someone else's children will be doing the fighting and dying. It's SO much easier when you don't have to risk your own flesh and blood, eh??
Notre Dame's Obama Invite Riles Catholic Bishops: Here's what I find so interesting: Catholics will wax all manner of self-righteous over Obama's position on abortion, but how many have ever come out against the death penalty? Oh, so it's only killing babies that the care about....
Steele: Americans don't trust the GOP because we were 'getting high' 'drinking that Potomac River water.': No, they don't trust the GOP because y'all are completely devoid of workable ideas and solutions and have devolved into the "Party of NO!".
What Finland can teach America about true luxury: Yo, teabaggers!! Wanna know know what a REAL Socialist paradise looks like? Go to Finland.