Secession-ready Texas has received most federal disaster assistance of any state: US OUT OF TEXAS!!! Feel free to leave your money behind, though. Remember, it's only hypocrisy when and if you catch a Democrat doing it. When a Republican does it, the proper term is "statesmanship" or, even better, "principled leadership".
SURVEY: CHURCHGOERS MORE LIKELY TO BACK TORTURE: What Would Jesus Do?? I think he'd be reaching for the thumb screws....
Rep. Broun Baselessly Speculates That The Child Who Died From Swine Flu In The U.S. Was An 'Illegal Alien': So? Does that somehow make the child less worthy of being mourned?
In Their Own Words: Why Dem Senators Screwed Homeowners: Because homeowners don't contribute to their campaign war chests. Homebuilders do.
Beck: 'What a surprise,' Obama didn't call on Fox News during his press conference: Well, it's certainly easier to cast aspersions than it is to deal with the reality of your own shortcomings, eh? Then again, what else could one reasonably expect from The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet ©?
Hotness Battle: Allison Stokke vs. Amanda Cicchini: In the spirit of public service, here's something for my many dateless male readers to obsess over. Don't say I don't throw y'all a bone now and again, eh?
Steele Agrees Obama "Is The Magic Negro": Yep, there's nothing quite like perpetuating tired old racist stereotypes, eh?
Blunt: "Just because we're in a situation now where we vote no doesn't mean we are the 'party of no.'": Well, it's not as if the GOP is the "party of ideas"...or would you care to prove me wrong? Go ahead, I'll wait....
Egypt's call to kill pigs ridiculed: Hmm...how do you spell "overreaction"?? Following this logic, if people transmit the disease to one another, is the next step to kill people? It's not as silly a question as you might think.
Rep. Gohmert bashes economist John Reilly: 'He may go to M-I-T but he is an N-U-T.': Hmm, methinks Rep. Gohmert protesteth a wee bit too much. Perhaps he should take a good long look in the mirror. And doesn't it just figure that this world-class wackjob is from Texas??
