Joe The Plumber: I Would Never Let "Queers" Near My Children: Ah, the future of the Republican Party...puts his foot in his mouth. You know, when your future involves large helpings of Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin, isn't it time to fold your tent and ride off into the sunset?
Inhofe wrongly claims that a 'majority' of Americans think repealing DADT would hurt 'unit cohesion.': Well, if you can't support your argument with actual verifiable facts, why not just lie with a straight face. You'd be surprised at how many Sheeple will believe you. "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"? How about "don't tell the truth"??
GOP Sen. Inhofe: Specter leaving the GOP is evidence that the Dems have lost: So having ony 40 votes out of 100 in the Senate is a victory, then? Only if you practice the same sort of creative accounting used by AIG and Bear Stearns. Losing is winning!! A minority is a majority!! Up is down!! Black is white!!
Sessions to take over top Republican slot on the Judiciary Committee: Uh, isn't that akin to being the leader of the dance band on the Titanic?
DelDOT's diversity coaching backfires: Nice try, y'all...but really: "Should we order fried chicken or watermelon for you?"?? You've GOT to be kidding...right??
Painting nails may be cause of death: Here's a hint: if you're trying to be a vehicular homicide charge, "I was painting my nails" is probably not the most effective defense available to you. Just sayin'....
Grandma Arrested for Child Porn: Right. She was arrested for...wait for it...dropping off some film that included shots of her three-year-old granddaughter in and just out of the bath. Have we completely lost our (&^%$#@ minds? Don't make me answer that....
Ammo hard to find as gun owners stock up: Yep, because Barack Obama's gonna take yer guns, don'tchaknow??
Canadians 'feistier' and ready to battle world: Poll: Coming soon to a Tim Horton's near you: Canadians want to kick ass and take names. Good deal, eh?
Girl allegedly finds condom in 'Happy Meal'. Swiss cops investigate claim 7-year-old girl found condom in French fries: Uh...maybe Ronald McDonald wanted to party??