Bristol Palin Says "Abstinence Is Realistic" On "Good Morning America": Yes, and it certainly worked well for her, didn't it? Am I the only one who sees immense irony in Bristol Palin being a spokesperson for abstinence?
Levi Johnston Responds: Her Abstinence Campaign Is "Unrealistic": Ah, this is SO cute, isn't it? Ain't puppy love grand??
Kirstie Alley: 'I Gained 83 Pounds' And Love Butter: And the butter clearly loves you back. You go, girl....
Rove Says Obama Can't 'Have A Vetting Mistake' With SCOTUS Nominee...Even Though Bush Had One With Miers: Because when a Republican does it, it's called "principled leadership." When a Democrat does it, it's "Incompetence" and "weakness."
Playboy Sexiest CEOs List: And (surprise!!) it's called "Women on Top". How original.
Michelle Obama Tapes Sesame Street Appearance: I'm On A High: Note to Republicans: before you even head down this road, remember that it's "I'm on a high", not "I'm high".'KTHNXBYE!!
Bush officials lobbying Obama Justice Department to 'water down' torture report: Well, OK...we might have engaged in a wee bit o' torture...but our hearts were in the right place. Doesn't that count for something??
Somalia: Libertarian Paradise: It's got EVERYTING a Libertarian could ever want: minimal to no taxes, no government interference, lawlessness, rampant disease, pestilence...uh, wait a minute....
Carrie Prejean Topless Photo Out: Miss California Denounces Skin Pics, Could Lose Crown: Hmm...so whaddya think of Miss Family Values now? I mean, besides the fact that she looks pretty hot without her clothes on? ;-)
At meeting with Obama, GOP leaders were 'unprepared' to make any 'concessions' on health care: And you wonder why these ass-clowns have gained a well-deserved reputation as the "Party of NO!!"??
