Animation: Recession Sing-A-Long!: If the recession were set to music, yes, it probably would sound a lot like West Side Story. And how sad is that? (thanks, Leslie!!)
Arsenal Fan Commits Suicide After Champions League Wipeout: From the Department of Get-a-Grip comes the news of someone who suffered from a deplorable lack of common sense. Natural selection at work, eh?
Think you can tackle the Jason Giambi workout?: So, you think that you could be a professional athlete? Well, grab a bag of Cheetos, a 12-pack of Bud Light, and pull up a couch...and by doing so, you're already halfway through an official Jason Giambi workout.
House bypasses governor's veto to claim Oklahoma's sovereignty: Ohferchrissakes...secede already. Just go...and while you're at it, take Texas with you.
Credit Card Lenders Bracing For Worst Year In The Industry's History: Yeah, karma can be a real b---h....
Al Franken Schools Heckler At D.C. Restaurant: Yes, America...you do NOT want to mess with Al Franken. He will (&^% you up....
Colbert Challenges Branson To A Nude Model Chicken Fight: Just as long as I get to choose the models.... ;-)
Toronto Blue Jays Fan Does A Hot Dog Shooter off Woman's Chest: Is there a more enjoyable way to savor the great Canadian American pasttime than with hot dogs and cleavage? Only if beer is part of the equation....
53 Pounds Of Packed Cocaine Found On Texas Beach: Damn, so that's where it ended up. Looks like I'm gonna have some 'splainin' to do....
Saudi Beauty Pageant Seeks 'Miss Beautiful Morals': Given that the contestants are covered head to toe, I'd suspect those with the most beautiful eyes have a head start, no?
