Carrie Prejean: 'Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me,': Miss California: Now with extra self-righteousness and ignorant hyper-religiosity at no extra charge!!
McCain: 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Has 'Been Working And I Think It's Been Working Well': Because hatred and discrimination are as American as apple pie, Chevrolet, and waterboarding.
Fears of mass poisoning of Afghan schoolgirls. Police say 61 girls hospitalized due to sudden illness: Nice to know our tax dollars are going to protect freedom, democracy, and equality of opportunity. Oh, wait....
Conservative Talker Bill Bennett: Rush Limbaugh Is 'An Entertainer': Cue the fawning apology, accompanied by a pair of kneepads and a tube of AstroGlide in 4...3...2....
Aunt kicks nephew in the groin: Today's episode of "Ow, My Balls!!'" is brought to you by Jack in the Box and the Republican Party.
Golf Analyst Feherty Sorry for Pelosi Joke in Dallas Magazine: It would have also helped if he'd apologized for being a total dick.
Cat's pee one of the core aromas in New Zealand sauvignon blanc wines, scientists say: A winning combination of sweet, sweaty passionfruit, asparagus, and cat's pee. Yum...I think I'll have me some of that.
Torture Report Contradicts Cheney: Waterboarding Neither "Efficacious Or Medically Safe": Oh..and it's immoral. And ILLEGAL.
Saudi Arabian Hottie of the Day: Is there a little extra bounce in your burqa...or are you just glad to see me??
Friendly Advice to Public Officials: You know, Mom might have been right when she said, "If you can't say something nice, don't put it in an email."
