Jim Cramer On Jon Stewart: "One Day He'll Answer For It": Well, this sure beats the Hell out of taking a look in the mirror and admitting why Stewart took you to task, eh? Jeebus, what a dick....
Kemah still struggling after Ike: It might not get the attention that New Orleans did after Hurricane Katrina, but the Houston area is still struggling after last September's Hurricane Ike. Just in case anyone cares...which doesn't really seem to be the case.
Bill O'Reilly In 2002: "I Couldn't Care Less" About Gay Marriage: Of course, now that it's an issue he can build some ratings on, gay marriage is a stain on our nation's moral fabric...AND MUST BE STOPPED!! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??
Vanessa Hudgens: Ready to Get Naked in a Movie?: When you don't have talent, you can always find a way to make guys focus on other things, right?
As Cheney Seizes Spotlight, Many Republicans Wince: 'Cuz you don't cross Dick Cheney...'specially when you have no balls to begin with.
Palin Defends Miss California: "Liberal Onslaught Of Malicious Attacks... Is Despicable": Uh, no...methinks Miss Prejean has done a masterful job of hoisting herself on her own petard, knowhutimean??
Scouts Train to Fight Terrorists, and More: Jeebus, whatever happened to making S'mores, learning to tie knots, and singing campfire songs??
SLIDESHOW: Lingerie Football League Tryouts: Well, you do have to admit that it beats the hell out of listening to Dick Cheney talk about...well, anything, really.... ;-)
GOP, RNC to rebrand Democrats as 'Socialists': If a Republican falls in the forest and no ones cares enough to notice, does he even make a sound?
GOP Senate Candidate Apologizes For Calling Sen. Schumer "That Jew": Remember when the GOP tried to rebrand itself as the "Big Tent Party"? Eh, not so much....
