Peeing into Old Faithful gets 2 fired at Yellowstone: I'd be worried about making sure an eruption wasn't about to take place. THAT could be uncomfortable.....
Seabrook woman on bail accused of moving dead body: Well, she couldn't very well keep it on the bathroom floor. What if she had company over??
FDIC economist charged with trying to rob Missouri bank: I realize that government salaries don't go as far as they used, but this is silly....
Party ends in cuffs, firings: Texans really do know how to party, don't they??
Polish priest publishes sex guide: A celibate cleric publishes a sex guide? Something about the blind leading the blind, no? Eh, no worries...we'll just do it by hand....
What Shamu Taught Me About a Happy Marriage: Or, how to train your spouse to do everything short of rolling over and playing dead. GOOD BOY!!!
Right-Wing Radio Host Calls Maddow A "Little Boy", Perez Hilton A "Vile Sodomite": Better to be thought a bigoted, hateful (&^%$#@ moron than to be Andrew Wilkow and remove any lingering doubt....
Sony Pictures CEO: "I'm A Guy Who Doesn't See Anything Good Having Come From The Internet. Period.": Well, the porn is a LOT more accessible. That's got to be worth something...right??
Glenn Beck Fails To Get GM CEO To Bash The United Auto Workers: Because we all know that if it wasn't for the greedy, selfish workers, our economy wouldn't be the unmitigated clusterf--k that it is....
Deniers of Holocaust tap Facebook to spread message: Because ignorance knows and respects no boundaries.
