Uruguay lifts ban on gays serving openly in the military: See, that wasn't so difficult, was it? Now why can't our government do the same thing? Perhaps because hatred and discrimination is as American as apple pie, Chevrolet, and waterboarding.
Seattle wants more gay, lesbian tourists: Because it turns out the the money in the wallets of Gays and Lesbians is every bit as legal tender as that of all us breeders. Who knew??
In A Speech About Making The GOP More Relevant, Steele Calls Same-Sex Spouses A Burden On Businesses: And he'll keep coming up with reasons to oppose gay marriage...because hatred and discrimination is as American as apple pie, Chevrolet, and waterboarding.
Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelations: "The unholy alliance between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean is explicitly stated in the Book of Revelations as a harbinger of the End of Days....They're right in there, after the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse." Well, there you have it, then.... ;-)
Grilled Cheese Gets An Update: And you thought it was just a sandwich....
Kristol: 'Dick Cheney, Most Valuable Republican.': Bill Kristol: Most Shameless Conservative Hack.
Legislators Approve Aerial Hog Hunting: Where else but Texas, eh??
Dobson surrenders: The hate crimes bill is 'utter evil,' but there's nothing I can do about it.: Quite the change from his normal modus operandi of trying to shove his narrow, ignorant religious beliefs down our collective throats...because hatred and discrimination is as American as apple pie, Chevrolet, and waterboarding.
Special Announcement: Comments on WFAA.com: C'mon, people; this is Texas. No one really give a damn what you wingnuts think, anyway.
Bush's Afterlife In Texas: "I'd Make A Good Ghost": Because, as any REAL American knows, Texas is God's country.
