May 19, 2009 5:08 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

Obama's Military Commission Disaster: No matter how much lipstick you put on this pig, it's still a pig...and it still represents a broken campaign promise.

AND HE SHALL BE JUDGED: What do you get when you're a messianic, Right-wing ideologue prone to seeing the world in black-and-white...and absolutely convinced that God is on your side? How about Donald Rumsfeld? So much for the separation of Church and State, eh?

Sri Lank Civil War: Rebel Tamil Tigers Admit Defeat In 25-Year Conflict: The tragedy is that it took 70,000 dead Sri Lankans for the rebels to admit to reality. So much for accountability.

From the Midwest to the Pacific, job seekers are heading to Texas: Sure, they're going to need a lot of help getting ready to secede.

Bill Maher: God Gave Miss California An Eternal Soul, I Gave Her Those Breasts: No, I think a plastic surgeon gave her those breasts, Bill.

Supreme Court Filibuster: GOP Senator McConnell Leaves Door Wide Open: When Democrats do it, it's the "naked exercise of craven political machinations." When Republicans do it, it's "principled leadership." Whatever....

Obama Can't Turn the Page on Bush: After eight years of the criminality, ineptitude, and corruption that were the hallmarks of the Reign of Error ©, surely you didn't think that four months of Barack Obama was going to magically wipe the slate clean?

GOP Leaders Boehner, McConnell Cheer Cheney's Public Role: I've tried to be nice, but there's no avoiding the reality that these people are (&^%$#@ idiots. No wonder they're the minority party...and destined to remain that way.

Gay Marriage Supplants Abortion As Social Priority For Conservatives: Because these folks are miserable without someone or something to hate.

Obama: 'One of the biggest mistakes...is this notion you have to dumb things down for the public.': True enough; the only people you really have to dumb things down for are Republicans.

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