Miss California Vows to Use Her Naked Breasts for Good: I'm sure Michael Phelps will be happy to help her out with that vow.... ;-)
FBI Infiltrated Iowa Anti-War Group Before GOP Convention: Ah, C.R.E.E.P lives....
GOP Senator Graham Heckled, Jeered For Supporting Open-Tent GOP: Apparently, a large contingent of the GOP still enjoys being ignorant and hateful. Whatever gets you through the night, man....
Anti-gay bigots caught lying again: Christians lying? Perish the thought; they're just doing the Lord's work, after all.
MAN WHO 'ONLY WANTED FREE BACON SARNIE' BUYS RUSSIAN FIGHTER JET AT AUCTION: Uh, well, what happened was...well, I don't know what the Hell happened, actually....
Are we a nation that lets its leaders torture for political reasons?: Don't ask a question if you're not prepared to learn the answer...because the answer is "yes".
Tanks Instead of Beer for German Dads?: Anyone can get a tie for Dad. Nothing says "You rock, Dad!" like tank-driving lessons.
New Yorker: Chief Justice Roberts Has Served Interests And Reflected Values Of The GOP: Remember, "judicial activism" is only a bad thing when it's done by a Liberal Democrat. When a Conservative Republican does it, it's "wise jurisprudence."
Guess The Celebrity Breast Implants: Finally, a game the whole family can play!!
Jessica Biel In Allure: My Beauty "Really Is A Problem": Yeah, it must really suck looking good naked. Poor thing.... Somehow I think I could get used to it.... ;-)