Republican Health Care Plan Unveiled: Hey, a health care plan that could potentially cost both employers AND consumers more? HOME RUN!! Now there's some inspired leadership, eh??
Bristol Palin Exposes Her Sometimes Isolated Life: I'm not about to make light of her plight as an unwed teenage mother, but it's hard to not to see the irony inherent in her situation...especially with such an intolerant, brain-dead mother.
Letterman Reveals Why Old, Male Republicans Are The Happiest Americans: Because being a Republican means never having to say you're sorry?
Rick Perry Aide: Don't Open Up GOP Like A "Whorehouse": No, that would be the Larry Craig wing of the GOP....
Missing Link Found? 47 Million-Year-Old Primate Fossil Revealed: Despite rumors to the contrary, the fossil was NOT Robert Byrd.
Iran Tests Missile, Says It's Within Israel's Range: Cue the Randy Newman CD....Let's drop the Big One and see what happens....
Woman Offers Free Sex (She Just Charges for the Company): Uh, judging by the picture, I'm not certain I'd pay for the company...much less the sex. Ugh....
Priests, Nuns Beat And Raped Thousands In Irish Reform Schools, Report Finds: Just doing the Lord's work, don'tchaknow? And Jesus wept....
Three-Way Sex With Blow-Up Dolls. Fla. Man Has Sex With Inflatables in Super Market Parking Lot: I think I used to shop at that Publix when I worked in Florida...and I think he was doing the same thing then.
Nancy Grace Kicks Guest Off The Air After He Calls Her Show "A Joke": I can't imagine what she's so upset about. Her show IS a joke. I suppose the truth really does hurt, eh?
