ACLU says school censored student's Milk report: Well, DUH!!!! Harvey Milk was GAY!!!
Texas Senate Votes To Let College Kids Shoot Each Other All The Time: Oh, YAY!! Like one mentally disturbed student packing heat didn't do enough damage at Virginia Tech. So how many Texas students will have to die before the idjits in the Texas Legislature come to their senses?
McClatchy Papers: Cheney's Speech Contained Omissions, Misstatements: Or, as we like to call them here at WWJD World Headquarters, lies, prevarications, and propaganda.
Mary Kay Letourneau Hosts 'Hot for Teacher' Night At Bar: There's tacky...and then there's this. Words fail me....
Obama To California: We Can't Bail You Out: Perhaps if California voters had been willing to accept responsibility for their role in this clusterf--k....
Republicans Purge Their Own Over Taxes And Spending: As long as they're concentrating on eating their young, they can't really do any more serious damage, right??
Study: 58.5% of Houston freshmen graduate high school: We r reel smart!!
Texas mayor quits job for gay illegal immigrant he loves: Finally, a Texas politician with the courage to follow his heart.
Utah police: Girl told man to beat her to force miscarriage: The man, apparently devoid of any ability to think independently or make any resembling a moral judgment, immediately complied.
Liz Cheney Reveals That Fear Of Prosecution Motivates Dad's Media Blitz Defending Torture: As well he should be. Torture is a war crime. Dick Cheney condoned and authorized torture. Ergo, Dick Cheney is a war criminal. Go to prison. Go directly to prison. Don not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Any questions?
