Taxman Seeks Teen Who Sold Virginity: $14,000? That's all?? Methinks perhaps someone sold herself short.
Houstonian gets 2 years for bribing IRS -- with pizza: Any fool knows that IRS agents prefer hookers and blow....
Devastation in Sri Lanka: One of the worst humanitarian crises you've likely never heard about.
Clinton To Announce Gay US Diplomats Will Receive Equal Benefits: Really; isn't it about time we stopped treating these folks as second-class citizen in spite of the first-rate service they provide this country?
How to Stop a Home-Grown Terrorist: Make him listen to the collected speeches of Dick Cheney on an endless loop. That will turn his brain to oatmeal, rendering him harmless.
Canadian prostitutes get training for the Olympics: Canadian women are expected to excel in the lube and bobshead events.
Are Liberal Arts Degrees Worth the Cost in This Economy?: This Liberal Arts major has only one response that question: "Wouldja like fries with that??"
Hard times make camping an even bigger holiday draw: It certainly does...until newbies realize that they have no idea how to put up a tent, start a fire, or make s'mores. Hey, d'ya think Domino's delivers out here??
GOP: it's time to get back to polluting energy sources: Because once the Rapture occurs, Republicans will no longer have any need for this planet.
Is there something glorious about a lingering, painful death?: Anyone care to let me know what a reasoned, rational argument against assisted suicide is? Or are we will willing to split moral hairs when it comes to the pain and suffering of other human beings?
